"11 Things Horror Movies Have Taught Me!"

I just had to share this piece by Adam Dodd, haha.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/211922/special-feature-11-things-horror-movies-have-taught-me/

11. Do your research before buying a house
10. Children are evil
09. Ghosts aren't cool
08. Never go ass to mouth
07. Being a virgin is a good thing
06. Face blindness is a thing
05. Exorcisms can be boring
04. Tires are terrifying
03. ...but not as terrifying as clowns
02. It actually is important to wash your hands
01. Have a camera on you at all times