Bravo to adapt Heathers television show

*screams* This is why we can't have nice things.

Bravo announced they are in the process of adapting a show from the 1988 teen film Heathers. The film starred a very young Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. If you have never seen this movie go watch it now. Just do it.

Basically the show will take place in present day and will follow Veronica Sawyer (Ryder's character) as she brings her daughter to the old Sherwood high school where the girl will have to face the new cliques including the "Ashleys" which are comprised of the daughters of the surviving "Heathers." The show is being written by Mark Rizzo and Jenny Bicks.


In the words of Heather Chandler... fuck me gently with a chainsaw.