The past seven days

Thursday, April 7, 2011

We've officially been trolled by American Idol

So... you mean to tell me, or try to, that Jacob Lusk, Casey Abrams, and Paul McDonald are better than Pia Toscano? HOW IN THE FUCK DID THIS GIRL NOT GET PAST THE TOP 9?!

She was never off key. She never missed a note. She never, ever picked a song that didn't suit her voice. So what if she isn't jumping around the stage every week. That isn't who she is. She hit notes that we thought were only possible for Celine Dion and Mariah Carey, FFS. Not only did she hit them but she murdered them. I just can't believe that some people on this season, specifically the three I listed above, have made it past her. People are afraid to tell all of them that they suck. Jacob shrieks every week and is flat all the fucking time, Paul sounds like an awkward 13 year old trying to sing in the shower, and Casey is a grunting creeper who tries too hard to be Joe Cocker. They are terrible. Pia is the most amazing singer I have ever witnessed in my 5 seasons of Idol thus far. I am completely in shock.

Thanks a lot for wasting the save in the Top 11 on Casey, judges. How does this one feel? Fucking idiots.

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